“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.“
“I have as much authority as the Pope; I just don’t have as many people who believe it.“
“Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.“
“I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.”
“Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?‘ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?‘”
“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.“