"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans."
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination."
"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it."
"Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground."
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
"Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty."