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"We believe that God exists and he exists because we exist."
"If you die, I’ll kill you!"
“I bet dead people are easier to get along with.”
"I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top."
“I have two rules. Rule one: I’m always right. Rule two: If I’m wrong, refer to rule one…”
"Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her."
"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!"