8 Awesome Lines by Barney Stinson That Will Make Laugh and Think

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Khushi Arora
Jan 11, 2025

1.

"Remember: Every time you don’t make a decision, the decision is made for you."

2.

"This is going to be legen—wait for it—dary... I hope you're ready for this, because I’m about to be amazing."

3.

"Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m."

4.

"A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth."

5.

"I’m sorry, did you say something? I was too busy being awesome."

6.

"When you love someone, you have to let them go. Unless they’re on a train, then you’re supposed to chase after them."

7.

"You can’t spell ‘awesome’ without ‘me.’”

8.

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story."

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