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"I’m not crazy; my mother had me tested."
"I cry because others are stupid, and it makes me sad."
"They’re not crazy, they’re just differently sane."
"I’m sorry, but I can’t allow your nimble fingers to touch my food."
"Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think if I were wrong, I’d know it?"
"I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the deafening sound of my own awesomeness."
"Oh, what fresh hell is this?