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"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."
"Get in, loser. We’re going shopping."
"I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can’t help it that I’m popular."
"Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries."
"I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."
"I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you!"
"Is butter a carb?"