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"I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day."
"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap.'"
"I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me."
"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
"So it seems like this internet thing is here to stay, huh?"
"I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open."